AH! why did you have to do this japan???

i realize i am blogging about another blog but this is so scary!! don't you know what this is going to lead to?? can't you see that this is terrible?? god, the end is coming and the japanese seem to be happy about it. it says "ow!" if the dentist is not doing a good job. this is so unnecessary and scary.

i do not understand people who are afraid of fish

they are one of the least offensive animals. they dont even have legs or hands to chase after you or anything. i realize that i am afraid of some dumb things but honestly, its a fish. i promise they are not out to get you, weirdos.

college is funny

As, well, everyone who reads this blog knows, I am writing a paper for my dumbfuck folklore class about my grandma and about the stories she tells. This is a picture of my grandma and of Matt, Gram and Pop and I. You would think that writing a nice little 4-6 pager about ol' Grammie would be easy peasy, but its NOT. This is what I wish I could write for my paper and about all I have to say about it.

"My favorite story that my grandma tells goes like this - she had a monkey in India named Bakshish and he would ride in her bike basket and he at 'all of [her] goddamn Palmolive soap'"

Here's why these pictures are funny: the one of the four of us Gram has her eyes closed. My face is a complete circle. Pop looks kinda fat which is his not but also kinda cool, right? Matt is wearing a kraft apron with "Kathy Spear" written on it. The one of just gram is funny because she looks really funny and it's such an awkward Kathy Spear picture. Also Becky, Jenny and I look pissed off at each other. Look at all those tasty snacks.

fan art.

fan art makes me laugh so much. the term fan art is funny in itself. as steph so eloquently stated, "its weird because it captures the essence of the person, but it's just wrong." for the record, those pictures of are orlando bloom, keira knightley, and dan radcliffe. i will be happily google imaging someone and then all the sudden some fan art shows up and it is so shockingly different and in dumb charcoal or pencil. they always really emphasize cheek bones and shadowing and their foreheads are always square. their hairline is usually weird also. there is a lot of fan art of harry potter celebrities.

hahaaha

all i want for christmas is you, meerkats!

these are meerkat manor slippers. they only come in youth sizes but i still asked for them for christmas and i will just cut off the backs. im also asking for all three seasons of meerkat manor.

i want a pet sea lion

today i watched andre. it is a movie about a pet seal but in real life it is a sea lion because seals are too hard to train. i decided that i really want a pet sea lion. i also want a pet meerkat but i wont get one because they are animals that really need to be with their families and it would be mean to take it away from them.
i love animals so much and i dont understand people who dont like animals or people in movies like andre who try to kill the animals. what have they ever done to you? huh?
i suggest that everyone watch the show meerkat manor and there is a new show like meerkat manor coming out or it is out already called orangutan island about a bunch of orangutans that get stranded on this island and have to start their own family. i would rather it be chimps than orangutans but it will do JUST FINE.